Welcome to the apex of my tulle-and-crystal nightmare: a ranking of every single episode of Say Yes To The Dress. This is not a ranking of how good the episode it, or how entertaining it is. These scores are based on how SYTTD each episode is. I assure you it is a scientific process. Enjoy.
- Season 2 Episode 7 – “Runaway Bridal“. Aired 09/05/2008. Score: 55/100
- Season 1 Episode 4 pt. 2 – “Wedding Dress Blues“. Aired 11/02/2007. Score: 53/100
- Season 3 Episode 16 – “Family Dynamics“. Aired 07/17/2009. Score: 52/100
- Season 2 Episode 4 – “I Do Redux“. Aired 09/05/2008. Score: 51/100
- Season 4 Episode 4 – “Veterans vs. Rookies“. Aired 09/18/2009. Score: 50/100
- Season 3 Episode 1 – “Changes and Challenges“. Aired 03/06/2009. Score: 49/100
- Season 3 Episode 18 – “Goals“. Aired 07/31/2009. Score: 49/100
- Season 4 Episode 1 – “Overbooked“. Aired 09/11/2009. Score: 47/100
- Season 2 Episode 2 – “Bridal BFFS“. Aired 07/22/2008. Score: 47/100
- Season 4 Episode 2 – “Practically Family“. Aired 09/11/2009. Score: 47/100
- Season 3 Episode 2 – “In My Opinion“. Aired 03/06/2009. Score: 45/100
- Season 3 Episode 10 – “The Art of Negotiation“. Aired 05/08/2009. Score: 44/100
- Season 3 Episode 11 – “Getting In The Spirit“. Aired 05/15/2009. Score: 43/100
- Season 3 Episode 9 – “There’s A First For Everything“. Aired 05/01/2009. Score: 43/100
- Season 4 Episode 4 – “Going the Extra Mile“. Aired 09/18/2009. Score: 42/100
- Season 3 Episode 5 – “Playing Dress Up“. Aired 04/03/2009. Score: 42/100
- Season 3 Episode 7 – “Seeing Red“. Aired 04/17/2009. Score: 39/100
- Season 2 Episode 3 – “Mother Knows Best“. Aired 07/29/2008. Score: 39/100
- Season 1 Episode 2 pt. 1 – “Rocking the Dress“. Aired 10/19/2007. Score: 39/100
- Season 3 Episode 6 – “The Dress Ties that Bind“. Aired 04/10/2009. Score: 38/100
- Season 3 Episode 8 – “Hot Dresses, Cold Feet“. Aired 04/24/2009. Score: 38/100
- Season 2 Episode 1 – “Here Comes the Bride Again… and Again“. Aired 07/15/2008. Score: 37/100
- Season 2 Episode 5 – “Daddy’s Little Girl“. Aired 08/12/2008. Score 37/100
- Season 3 Episode 13 – “Two For One“. Aired 06/19/2009. Score: 36/100
- Season 2 Episode 10 – “What A Bride Wants“. Aired 09/26/2008. Score: 35/100
- Season 2 Episode 6 – “Bridal Blow Out“. Aired 08/29/2008. Score: 35/100
- Season 3 Episode 14 – “Missing Mom“. Aired 06/26/2009. Score: 34/100
- Season 2 Episode 12 – “It’s Always Something“. Aired 10/03/2008. Score: 33/100
- Season 3 Episode 15 – “Clicking With Brides“. Aired 07/10/2009. Score: 29/100
- Season 2 Episode 9 – “Grooms in Gowns“. Aired 09/19/2008. Score: 28/100
- Season 2 Episode 11 – “Double the Trouble“. Aired 10/03/2008. Score: 26/100
- Season 3 Episode 12 – “Second Time Around“. Aired 06/05/2009. Score: 26/100
- Season 1 Episode 1/Season 2 Episode 13 – “Here Comes The Bridal Salon/Three Times A Bride/It’s My Wedding But Don’t Tell The Bridesmaid“. Aired 10/12/2007 & 11/21/2008. Score: 26/100
- Season 1 Episode 6 pt. 1 – “Italian Dressing“. Aired 11/16/2007. Score: 25/100
- Season 1 Episode 5 pt. 2 – “What a Girl Wants“. Aired 11/09/2007. Score: 25/100
- Season 3 Episode 17 – “Indecisive Bride“. Aired 07/24/2009. Score: 23/100
- Season 2 Episode 8 – “Every Bride Counts“. Aired 9/12/2008. Score: 23/100
- Season 3 Episode 3 – “Once Upon A Dress“. Aired 03/13/2009. Score: 22/100
- Season 1 Episode 6 pt. 2 – “Here Comes the Groom“. Aired 11/16/2007. Score: 21/100
- Season 1 Episode 3 pt. 1 – “That’s Not My Dress“. Aired 10/26/2007. Score: 20/100
- Season 4 Episode 5 – “Ready or Not“. Aired 9/25/2009. Score: 20/100
- Season 1 Episode 4 pt. 1 – “Lucky in Love“. Aired 11/02/2007. Score: 19/100
- Season 1 Episode 2 pt. 2 – “I Do Or I Don’t“. Aired 10/19/2007. Score: 17/100
- Season 4 Episode 7 – “The Blowout Sale“. Aired 10/9/2009. Score: 16/100
- Season 3 Episode 4 – “Bridal Wave“. Aired 03/20/2009. Score: 13/100
- Season 1 Episode 3 pt. 2 – “Bridal Breakdown“. Aired 10/26/2007. Score: 10/100
- Season 1 Episode 5 pt. 1 – “To Buy or Not to Buy“. Aired 11/09/2007. Score: 5/10