Here are the Himbo Highlights™ of MLB.
During the Blue Jays/Red Sox game on 7/22/22 – in which the Jays won, 28-5 – Lourdes Gurriel Jr. made himself a fruit cocktail in the 5th inning.

Damn I wonder what the score was, while he was doing this.
Moving on. The Pirates bullpen has a vegetable garden for some reason?

And finally: what the fuck is going on with the Dodgers home run celebration. I need a full investigation.
Good lord.